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Screenplays
GUACAMOLE MAN
"Guacamole and murder are the key ingredients for a recipe from hell when a gringo guacamole maker is framed for murder by a jealous rival."
SYNOPSIS
A gringo baby is dropped off in an avocado crate on the front porch of a Hispanic couple,
who decide to keep him and raise him like their own son. The baby, JESUS, grows up and
wants to be the world's best guacamole maker, but in the process he ignores friends,
family and MARIA, the one woman who adores him more than life itself. In the midst of
his climb to success, he's arrested for murder by three bumbling, Blues-Brothers-like
F.B.I. Agents. A lifelong rival guacamole maker, PEPE', masterminds the frame-up. The
arrest makes national news. Maria is so in love with Jesus that she investigates to find
the real killer. While in jail, Jesus has a life-changing dream that scares the
Be-Jeezus out of him. He dreams he was never born, he's not a prize-winning guacamole maker,
and no one knows him -- not even his own MAMASITA. On the way to his trial, the Prison Guard
unknowingly leads Jesus into a dangerous hostage situation at the courthouse. Jesus distracts
the GUNMAN by speaking to him in Spanish, which gives the hostages a chance to escape and the
S.W.A.T. Team an opportunity to apprehend the gunman. Jesus becomes a national hero, but he
still faces murder charges. In the meantime, Maria comes to the rescue. She seduces the real
killer's roommate and convinces him to turn his roomie in for the reward money and to help
save him from a life of crime in the process. She convinces him he can then be with her,
which is just a ploy to convince him. Just when the jury is about to deliver a guilty
verdict, HARRY, the Head Fed, bursts into the courtroom just in time and announces that
the real killer has been arrested and charged in the murder. Now a free and changed man,
Jesus realizes what's really important in his life.
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MY NAME IS EARL: SAVING FACE or NICE MASK, DUDE
"Earl makes up to a disfigured man he mocked years ago, thinking he was wearing a Halloween mask."
SYNOPSIS
Its Halloween and EARL suddenly remembers how he humiliated and poked fun at a man without a face on a Halloween years ago when he was a teenager. Trying to be cool with his buddies, Earl thought he was being cute by teasing the man about his mask when, in fact, he was tormenting him by his words and actions. Earl learned later that the man had been disfigured in an explosion at the plant and he wasnt wearing a mask after all.
Now its time for Earl to find the man and make it up to him to get rid of his bad karma. What could he do to show this man how sorry he was for acting like a dumb punk?
With the help of his brother, RANDY, Earl finally figures out a way to cross the disfigured man off his Bad Karma List by helping him start a new life.
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